- Peeing in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.
- When leaving your basement, you are scared of something getting you.
- Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.
- No magazine on toilet? Read shampoo bottle!
- I talk to my pet when no one is home.
- Wipe your hands on your pants
- When no one's looking, running up stairs on hands and feet.
- Check behind the shower curtain in every bathroom you go.
- Laughing on the street because you remembered something that was funny.
- Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...
- Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.
- Open a new Google tab when someone walks in the room.
- Setting the alarm clock early to can get up and snooze it many times.
- When soap is running low, you add water to it.
- Must have the TV volume set to an even number or feel weird.
- When no one is home, you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.
- Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.
- Walking into a room and forget why you;re in there.
via ThingsYouThinkOnlyYouDo.com